"It's a shame they didn't attack!"

If you haven't already heard, ten people on a behind-the-scenes tour at the Aquarium of the Americas fell into a shark tank after a platform they were crossing collapsed. It sounds bad, huh? Nope, the sharks kept their distance and were more afraid of the humans than the humans were of the sharks! There was even a 2 year old toddler that fell in and made it out safely. I'm sure the press is disappointed it wasn't more tragic. It would have been the lead story on every network.

In other news Former President Bill Clinton, who some say dodged the draft during Vietnam, says he'd "Grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die" for Israel if he had to. When he found out later the Israeli army doesn't have interns and frowns on donuts for breakfast, Mr. Clinton said he might just make a donation, instead.