I want the bottom third back!

I tell you the other problem I'm having on the news, the strip along the bottom. That never stops. It never stops. There must be someone that can stop it. It's driving me crazy!

Do you want me to watch the show, do you want me to read the strip, what do you want me to do?

I'm trying to read, I'm trying to listen. What was that, what was that, what did he say, what did he say, what did that say??!

Don't these idiots that run these networks understand we don't want to read, thats why we are watching TV!