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April 05, 2007
-The Mouse Is Still MIA
MISSING MOUSE 8 month old Microsoft Wireless Laser 6000 Mouse I still haven't found the missing mouse or any clues. I've searched the entire house, especially focusing on all the...
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-My Wireless Mouse Ran Away
MISSING MOUSE 8 month old Microsoft Wireless Laser 6000 Mouse I went out to the grocery store and soon after I got back home I noticed my wireless mouse from...
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August 17, 2006
-Drat, only Ten Days
Ten days until my 30th birthday and time is running out to get me something nice. I can't wait to see everyone at the big 'surprise' bash! Oh, yes Kat....
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December 19, 2005
-Bloglines Outage Today...BACKUP YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS!
If you use Bloglines I strongly recommend you make a backup of your subscriptions RIGHT NOW!! Bloglines is moving all their servers to a new datacenter and I wouldn't take...
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December 14, 2005
-Every Verupyourass err I mean Verizon Customer Service Number
Sick of getting the run around by Verizon customer disservice? Someone posted all the Verizon customer service numbers so you can bypass most of the phone tree hells or having...
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August 31, 2005
-Aiding Katrina Victims
Victims of Hurricane Katrina are attempting to recover from the massive storm that is still making its way across the Mid-Atlantic States. American Red Cross volunteers have been deployed to...
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May 27, 2005
-Serious Monitor Envy
In a recent Siemens press release they're showing off their, "Remote Expert Center for Power Plants in Karlsruhe, Germany" but one can't miss the awesome monitor they're standing in front...
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March 12, 2005
-Goodbye AIM
AOL has changed their Terms of Service for AIM. They now include the right for AOL to use anything and everything you send through AIM in any way they...
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August 26, 2004
-Buy my stuff on eBay!
At the time of this posting I have lots of beer collectable, new bowling towels, bowling accessories, bowling ball cleaners, and lots of other miscellaneous stuff available on eBay. I'll...
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June 22, 2004
-Boston is fun
On the spur of the moment I went to Boston this past weekend. I just needed a break and a getaway. Had a great time except for the traffic and...
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May 29, 2004
-Should I be proud or scared?
Mom asked me to create a blog for her. Once I got over the shock of her request I was happy to do it. The domain finally became active today...
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February 18, 2004
-Ups and Downs
Wow I didn't realize so much time passed since I last blogged. Professionally things have been going well. Whats been happening personally is another story. I feel like I have...
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November 06, 2003
-Shock and Awed
I've been totally shocked and awed this afternoon and ever since I've literally been jumping in my chair at work and then bouncing off the walls since I got home....
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October 02, 2003
-ARGH!!!
For the last week or so I didn't get any calls on my new LG VX4400 and I didn't need to make any calls with it until today. The other...
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September 09, 2003
-RIAA files first wave of suits
RIAA vs. the People 12-Year-Old Sued for Music Downloading Elderly man, schoolgirl, professor among file-swapping defendants Who's targeted by music swapping suits? I haven't purchased any CDs since the Music...
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August 27, 2003
-27 on 27
Yes, its my birthday today and I'm already having a bad day. I've had a bad case of the flu since Saturday. High fever and lots of body aches. I...
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August 04, 2003
-Thanks everyone
I'd like to thank everyone who called, sent cards, emailed, IMed, and submitted comments. I really appreciate all your kind words and friendship. Each of you helped me get through...
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August 02, 2003
-Shes gone
Grandma just passed. This has been a long time coming. Despite thinking I was prepared for it, it still hurts. Why did she choose this end? There was nothing that...
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August 01, 2003
-The end is near
My grandmother has really surprised all the doctors and nurses by continuing to live this long. We've learned she slipped into a comma last night and this seems to be...
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July 11, 2003
-Not good
Tonight I brought Mom to the Colchester Lions Charity Auction in the hopes of cheering her up. She really enjoys auctions and this one is usually particularly good. At the...
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July 07, 2003
-Too upset to blog
I've even been avoiding my computers other than for work, to keep up with email, the few communities I still follow, and an occasional lurking session on wyldryde. I am...
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June 26, 2003
-All I have is questions and no real answers
After being with my grandmother since Monday I've come to the conclusion that there is nothing that can be done. We have begged and pleaded, tried to reason with her,...
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June 22, 2003
-I don't want to say goodbye
Since last discussed here and here, my grandmother Belle has had some difficultly recovering the last week and may only have a few days or only a week left to...
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June 06, 2003
-Blogging Interrupted by Life
You have no idea how busy its been for me. I am trying very hard to manage my time better so I'd have time to get back to blogging more...
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June 04, 2003
-Do you Ping?
Like most busy people that follow the blogging community I only have time to frequent blogs that I know have new content. I have my blogrolls set to mark all...
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May 20, 2003
-Oh the Humanity!
I've been back at home since Sunday night but have been pretty busy. Too much so that I've been unable to find myself time to sit down in front of...
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May 17, 2003
-Busy as a bee in spring
What an impossible week. I spent every minute at work (or catching up on work at home) or was either running around to garden/home centers, working around my house, or...
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May 13, 2003
-Good things really do come in small packages
I'm really enjoying the Pentax Optio S. But I still don't know who sent it. I'd really wish who ever sent it, would come forward so I can properly thank...
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May 07, 2003
-Finally back at work
After a few weeks of being ill and stuck at home I was finally up to returning to work this afternoon, or so I thought. No matter how well my...
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March 21, 2003
-Blog A Day Tour
(It's time for the Amish Tech Support Blog A Day Tour!) by Laurence Simon Too... much... war... coverage... I've flipped over to the History Channel. It's a profile of Marlene...
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February 21, 2003
-What I've been up to
I promised to write about everything that happened while I was unable to blog last week but to tell you the truth I really don't feel like doing it. So...
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January 19, 2003
-Weekend Update
Well its been all downhill since Friday. Besides being overly exhausted and sleep deprived thanks to a bout with insomnia and feeling like a leaky faucet from a runny noise...
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January 18, 2003
-Today could have been Friday the 13th
My grandmother called me today to let me know shes been in the hospital for almost a week. She had a case of phenomena but is responding to antibiotics and...
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January 03, 2003
-Sitcoms can't write themselves this well
So a few friends from work, Richard, James, Anthony and I decided to drive up to Montreal to have dinner and then check out a few lounges and bars. I...
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January 02, 2003
-SSDD
Blah, today has been one of those days so far. Its a little bit crazy at work while at the same time very boring, well at least I'm bored. Since...
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January 01, 2003
-Happy New Years!
I hope everyone had a fun and safe New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve Resoultions...boy I hate them but I feel like I better make one anyway. I'm not making...
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December 21, 2002
-I'm too tired to do anything but complain
Most of this week I've had horrible trouble falling asleep and staying asleep. Today it has really caught up with me. I'm too tired to do anything, but at the...
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December 15, 2002
-Never say never
Every once in awhile I'll buy a small, fresh, "Never Frozen" Turkey when they're on special at the super market. I'll roast the breasts for some super turkey sandwiches and...
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December 02, 2002
-Could the bank please come for her home next?
One of my next door neighbors is an uber-bitch. From the very start of my home's construction, during my move in, to present, this witch has never returned any of...
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December 01, 2002
-Isn't 26 too early for senility to set in?
After hours of straight programming, I leave my home office to retire to my bed room to watch some TV. On the way I stop in the kitchen to get...
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November 30, 2002
-Happy Chanukah
As you know the Festible of Lights began last night. So far the obligatory presents from family have been slow coming in. hint hint hint I did receive an...
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November 28, 2002
-Yes, I *am* thankful for my family
Tomorrow I'll be spending the day at Mom and Dads. Mom asked me to make the stuffing and another side dish for the dinner. I did all my shopping this...
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November 23, 2002
-Damn this weather
I've been a little too busy to blog or do much else online the past few days. I came down with a cold on Thursday and the little time I...
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November 13, 2002
-My wallet hurts
I just finished all my Holiday shopping on Amazon.com. As I had a lot of gifts to buy this year my credit card bill is going to hurt. At least...
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November 12, 2002
-Honey Update
After last evenings episodes with Honey I didn't have much luck sleeping last night. If slept a total of 1 hour that's being very generous. I spoke with her Veterinarian...
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November 11, 2002
-They're like children you know...
Oh boy, I had a horrible evening. All of a sudden, without any provocation or warning, my dog Honey seemed to get startled while I was eating dinner. She did...
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November 09, 2002
-My mom is pushing me over the edge!
Her friends showed her Amazon.com, Nordstrom.com and Ebay and shes keeps coming over to my house (when its convenient for her--not me) to have me show her how to use...
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October 30, 2002
-The never ending cold
I'm starting to think that I'm going to live with this cold and sore throat for the rest of my life! I felt like I was coming down with something...
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October 14, 2002
-Sniff sniff sniff
So I think I'm finally over the flu but now my allergies are driving me back in to my cave. I'm seriously wondering why I even bother getting out of...
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October 10, 2002
-Fall Flus suck
I'm finally starting to get over this bug (I hope!) I've had literally no energy since I come down with it. Even watching TV has been a chore....
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October 07, 2002
-Don't come too close
I'm really behind on my emails and I haven't been responding to most IMs today. Last night I came down with a pretty nasty flu and I've been feeling like...
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September 30, 2002
-Another no rest weekend
This weekend I stayed mostly around the house and managed to completely exhaust myself. On Saturday I was Martha Stewart. I prepared my flower beds and garden for winter, raked...
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September 11, 2002
-DO NOT FORGET
"I sat in a movie theater watching "Schindler's List," asked myself, "Why didn't the Jews fight back?" Now I know why. I sat in a movie theater, watching "Pearl Harbor"...
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-How I found out
I was in the midst of remolding my apartment by myself and the night prior (9/10) I was up to about 4AM finishing the floor tile grouting in the new...
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August 28, 2002
-Feeling much better, thank you
My fever finally broke yesterday and I've been feeling pretty good since. I am so relieved! To play things safe I still haven't ventured out and will probably take it...
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August 26, 2002
-What kind of present is this?!
I've been following my doctor's advice and stayed home all weekend and did positively nothing but sleep and watch tv. Despite doing everything right I still have this fever and...
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August 23, 2002
-At least its not West Nile
I went back to my doctor this morning and he gave me more antibiotics and a long lecture. In short, he thinks if I don't start taking this seriously I'm...
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August 21, 2002
-Pass the antibiotics please
The past few weeks have been rough. I still can't shake this cold and flu and really haven't been up to too much except work, watching TV, and sleeping. I...
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August 14, 2002
-Summer colds SUCK!
For over a week now I've been dealing with an on and off head cold that's been a royal PITA. One day its gone, the next day its back with...
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August 05, 2002
-Go away cold!
Nothing much is new with me with the exception that I think I'm coming down with a cold. All day I've been sniffling and been extremely sluggish. Despite this I...
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