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February 14, 2007

Forget About Valentines Day? How to save your relationship

1-800-Flowers Delivery Guarantee Isn't Guaranteed today because the weather is less than perfect across most of the Eastern United States.

They're even sending out emails to some customers who placed orders saying their flowers won't be delivered until tomorrow and are offering coupons to make up for it.

If you're a dunce and forgot about the big day today and don't have another gift for your significant other you are probably better off being honest, but you might be able to get away with using this as an excuse. Just be sure to place an order with a florist today and pay extra for the rush delivery tomorrow. Don't forget to clue them in on your excuse otherwise you'll be sure to be caught.

Though tonight's dinner plans had to be cancelled due to the weather, I made sure Kat's flowers were delivered to her at work yesterday because I had a feeling the weather would prevent delivery today. I also picked up some awesome Lake Champlain Chocolates last night and surprised her with them this afternoon.

Posted in Random Thought by usrbingeek at 2007-02-14 17:39 ET (GMT-5) | 0 Comments | Permalink


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